I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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