all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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