is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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