I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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