no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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