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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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