Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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