Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I could fuck to npr.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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