Joe is yelling at the trees again.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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