worst night to have a conscience
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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