Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
that may or may not have been my penis.
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