Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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