well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
do herpes really smell.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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