oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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