Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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