That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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