So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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