Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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