forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Two words: blizzard sex
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Randomize
