Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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