For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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