Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
