at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
All I want is dick and wine.
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