Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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