U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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