I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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