Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
