And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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