I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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