i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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