Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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