Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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