She announced her abortion via fbk
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I currently don't understand fingers.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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