Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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