Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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