She is in my trunk
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize