We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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