Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She bit a glass in half.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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