I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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