Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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