she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We are all done wearing pants today
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