its not stalking. its research.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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