Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
When are your genitals available?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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