What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Come share oat with me in your robe
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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