Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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