The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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