Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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