2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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