That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
