theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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