THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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