chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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