i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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