Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So apparently I’m into choking now
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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