so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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